♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ HE'S MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE KING WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ HE'LL MAKE A MYSTERY ♪
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ DEFYING THEM MEETS CALAMITY ♪
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH OH OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
OK, MUNGO, GO FISH.
OH, NO, YOU IDIOT.
WE'RE PLAYING THE GAME "GO FISH."
OH, YEAH. I FORGOT.
HA HA HA HA.
NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE. PLAY THE JACK.
AH. HEH HEH HEH HEH.
FISH. I WIN.
WHAT ARE YOU, A WISE GUY?
HEATHCLIFF!
IN PERSON.
WHAT A SHAME.
THAT'S THE END OF THE GAME.
WE CAN ALWAYS GO FISH.
COME ON, HEATHCLIFF.
GIVE ME A BREAK!
OH, NO!
AH, YOU CAN'T CATCH ME.
NAH NAH.
SO, WE HAVE RUN INTO SOME STREET TRASH, HUH?
STREET TRASH? WHY, YOU...
YOU'RE BOOM BOOM PUSSINI,
THE FAMOUS WRESTLER.
IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
I'VE SEEN YOU IN ALL THE MAGAZINES.
YOU'RE THE GREATEST.
BOOM BOOM PUSSINI.
NEVER HEARD OF YA.
THE GUY'S A BUM.
AND WHOM MIGHT THIS BE?
THIS IS MY GOOD BUDDY HEATHCLIFF.
HE'S THE TOUGHEST CAT IN TOWN.
TOUGHEST CAT IN TOWN, EH?
SO YOU SEEM TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT BOOM BOOM.
A LOT? I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM.
EVERYTHING?
EVERYTHING.
YOU KNOW HOW HE WINS HIS MATCHES, THEN?
OH, YEAH, HE USES THE PRETZEL HOLD,
THE FAMOUS CRAB LOCK,
THE REVERSE FINGER-HOLD,
THE BLITZ,
THE BEAR HOLD,
THE LIP LOCK.
NEED I GO ON?
BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW HE REALLYWINS?
ARE YOU KIDDIN'?
OF COURSE, I KNOW.
IN THAT CASE, PAL, I'VE GOT A PROPOSITION FOR YA:
YOUR BOY AGAINST BOOM BOOM,
2 OUT OF 3 FALLS, AT THE CATATORIUM,
ONE WEEK FROM TODAY.
WHY WAIT A WEEK?
I'LL TAKE HIM ON RIGHT NOW.
HOLD IT, PAL.
SAVE IT FOR THE RING.
WE'LL SEE YOU ONE WEEK FROM TODAY.
HEY, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
WHAT DID HE MEAN,
"DO YOU KNOW HOW HE REALLY WINS HIS MATCHES?"
HE THOUGHT WE WERE A COUPLE OF DUMMIES.
HE DIDN'T THINK I KNEW ABOUT THE DOUBLE WHAMMY SCISSOR HOLD.
HMM.
COME ON, HEATHCLIFF.
THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS TRY OUT THE WRESTLING RING WE MADE.
FORGET IT.
I DON'T NEED TO TRAIN TO BEAT THAT GUY.
AH, COME ON, HEATHCLIFF. IT'LL BE FUN.
LOOK, YOU CAN WRESTLE MUNGO.
OK, BUT JUST THIS ONE TIME.
HUH?
1, 2, 3...
YOU'RE OUT, SAYS ME.
WHOA.
UH, THANKS, GUYS.
THAT'S ENOUGH TRAINING FOR TODAY.
WHOA!
[WOLF WHISTLE]
LIKE THAT COLLAR, DO YOU?
OH, YES. IT'S LOVELY.
IT WOULD LOOK BEAUTIFUL ON YOU.
MY NAME IS BOOM BOOM PUSSINI.
I'M A WRESTLER.
UH, MY NAME'S SONJA.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO WINDOW-SHOP SOME MORE WITH BOOM BOOM?
OH, YES. THAT WOULD BE NICE.
I'M GONNA TEACH THAT WISE GUY
A LESSON HE'LL NEVER FORGET.
YOU'RE GOOD AT EVERYTHING YOU DO, AREN'T YOU?
UH-HUH.
[GROWLING]
THAT'S THE CAT I'M GONNA BE WRESTLIN' NEXT,
THE POOR FOOL.
THAT'S HEATHCLIFF,
THE TOUGHEST CAT IN TOWN.
REALLY?
GEE.
GEE, ALL OUR HARD WORK,
AND HEATHCLIFF WON'T EVEN TRAIN.
HEY, UH, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SITTIN' AROUND FOR?
I GOT TRAINING TO DO.
ALL RIGHT!ALL RIGHT!ALL RIGHT!
UH-OH.
I DON'T HAVE ANY TRAINING TO DO.
YEEOOOW!
YE-OW-OW-OOOW!
WHOA OH OH!
OH OH OH AH-OOH!
[CRASH]
[HUMMING A TUNE]
Mungo: YAH-OW!
I NEED A NEW WRESTLING PARTNER.
HEY, YOU'LL DO.
NOOOO! OOF!
WHOOOA!
I GIVE!
PLEASE!
OOH!
1, 2, 3.
YOU'RE OUT, SAYS ME.
BOSS! BOSS!
WE GOT TROUBLE.
CALM DOWN, BOOM BOOM.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
I'M NOT SURE THAT CAT KNOWS I'M SUPPOSED TO WIN,
AND I HEAR HE'S TOUGH.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
HIS MANAGER SAID HE KNEW HOW YOU ALWAYS WIN.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
BUT JUST TO SET YOUR MIND AT EASE,
I'LL TALK TO HIM RIGHT NOW.
PSST! HEY, YOU.
COME HERE.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU UNDERSTOOD
THAT BOOM BOOM IS GONNA WIN THIS MATCH TOMORROW NIGHT.
BECAUSE HE USES THE DOUBLE WHAMMY SCISSOR HOLD.
YOU DIDN'T THINK I KNEW THAT, DID YA?
THAT'S NOT WHY HE WINS.
HE WINS BECAUSE I MAKE SURE HE WINS.
GET THE PICTURE?
YOU MEAN, YOU'RE GONNA THINK UP A BETTER HOLD
THAN THE DOUBLE WHAMMY SCISSOR?
NO! I MEAN YOU'RE GONNA MAKE SURE YOUR BOY LOSES.
ON PURPOSE?!
ON PURPOSE.
[GULPS]
HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO NERVOUS.
I'LL DESTROY THAT CAT.
THAT'S WHAT I'M AFRAID OF.
I'M GONNA WIPE UP THE RING WITH YA, YOU ORANGE FUR BALL.
[SONJA BATTING HER LASHES]
OHHH.
LADIES AND GENTLECATS,
2 OUT OF 3 FALLS.
IN THIS CORNER--
THE GREATEST CAT WRESTLER OF ALL TIME,
THE CHAMP-- BOOM BOOM PUSSINI.
AND IN THIS CORNER,
FROM AROUND THE CORNER,
THE HOMETOWN FAVORITE, HEATHCLIFF.
[DING]
OOH!
UH-OH.
THIS GLUE WILL DO THE TRICK.
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
WHAT THE?
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
HA HA HA HA!
HUH?
COME ON, YOU BIG LUG.
I GOTTA THINK OF SOMETHING FAST.
PLEASE, NO MORE!
HEY, WHAT'S THAT HECTOR TRYIN' TO DO?
[AUDIENCE ROARING]
HUH?
I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS.
WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, ANYHOW?
I-I'M SORRY, HEATHCLIFF.
UH, THEY MADE ME DO IT.
TH-THEY SAID IF YOU DIDN'T LOSE THE FIGHT,
I'D BE IN BIG TROUBLE.
BIG TROUBLE?
YOU AREIN BIG TROUBLE.
BUT FIRST, TO TAKE CARE OF THAT PHONY WRESTLER.
YIPES!
OH, NO!
SO LONG, MEATBALL.
AH-AAH!
OH-AAH!
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
1, 2, 3.
YOU'RE OUT, SAYS ME.
[BELL RINGING]
OH, HEATHCLIFF.
I GUESS I KNEW YOU WERE THE BEST CAT ALL ALONG.
CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?
AH, DON'T SWEAT IT, SONJA.
YOU CAN MAKE UP TO ME LATER.
RIGHT NOW,
I GOT A LITTLE UNFINISHED BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF.
SO, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD MAKE ME LOSE THE FIGHT, EH?
NOW--NOW--NOW WAIT A MINUTE THERE, PAL.
I-IT WAS ONLY A JOKE. I WAS ONLY--
EHH EHH EHH EHH EHH EHH...
SO MUCH FOR UNFINISHED BUSINESS.
HEATHCLIFF, BABY, COME ON OVER HERE.
THERE'S SOMEONE I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET.
THIS HERE IS THE MANAGER OF TABBY THE TERRIBLE.
WE JUST INKED A DEAL.
HEATHY, BABY, YOU WRESTLE TABBY THE TERRIBLE NEXT WEEK,
SAME PLACE, SAME TIME.
INKED A DEAL?!
WHY, YOU...
WHOOPS.
WAIT A MINUTE, HEATHCLIFF!
UH, LET ME EXPLAIN!
I WAS JUST TRYING TO--
WELL, YOU SEE, I THOUGHT THAT I--
I-IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA!
AH, UH, I WAS JUST...
HOW ARE WE GONNA CARRY ALL THIS STUFF TO THE BEACH?
TRUST ME.
I CALL IT THE RIFF RAFF SCAT BOARD.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
All: WE THINK WE'LL WALK.
LISTEN, YOU GUYS.
IF WE DON'T GET THERE SOON,
WE'LL MISS THE SURFING CONTEST,
WHICH I INTEND TO WIN.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.
UH, I JUST WANNA PLAY IN THE SAND.
OK, EVERYBODY.
PUSH!
ISN'T THIS GREAT?
DON'T WANNA MAKE A FUSS,
BUT I'D RATHER TAKE A BUS.
LOOK OUT!
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
WERE YOU TAKING A SHORTCUT?
NO. WHY?
THAT'SWHY!
YAAH! YAAH! YAAH!
WHOO!
WAAH! WAAH! WAAH!
TRUST ME.
I THINK.
YAAH! YAAH! YAAH!
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
WHOOP!
[RINGS]
IF YOU CAN TELL ME IN 5 SECONDS OR LESS THE ONE WORD DOGS HATE,
YOU'LL BE THE GRAND-PRIZE WINNER.
DUH, MEOW.
THAT'S IT!
YOU'VE JUST WON A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF PUPPY MUSH,
THE DOG FOOD THAT MAKES DOGS--
AH, WHOOPEE.
AND THEY SAY GETTING THERE IS HALF THE FUN.
Lady cat: OH, TIGER, YOU'RE SO WONDERFUL.
TIGER! OH, YOU'RE THE BEST, KING OF THE BEACH.
RIDE THE NEXT WAVE FOR ME, TIGER.
I HEAR YOU CLOWNS
ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME IN THE SURFING CONTEST.
SHOVE OFF, YOU BIG SACK OF SEAWEED.
RRRR!
YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT REMARK.
WILL YOU TAKE A CHECK?
HA HA!
HEY, THAT'S A GOOD ONE, RIFF RAFF.
I'LL SEE YOU IN THE WATER.
NOT IF I SEE YOU FIRST.
[ALL LAUGHING]
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
YOU GONNA TRY AND SURF AGAINST ME?
DUH, I JUST CAME TO PLAY IN THE SAND.
OH, YEAH?
WELL, SWEET DREAMS FROM THE SANDMAN.
PTOO! PTOO!
MUNGO MAD!
SURF'S UP, YOU CREEPS!
LET'S TAKE A PRACTICE RIDE!
COME ON, YOU GUYS.
LET'S GO PUT THAT DINGHY IN DRY DOCK.
YOU HEARD HIM.
LET'S GO!
DUH, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SURF.
NOTHIN' TO IT BUT TO DO IT.
UH, IF YOU SAY SO.
I CAN'T LOOK.
HEH HEH HEH.
THIS IS THE PART OF SURFING I DON'T LIKE,
THE DOG-PADDLING.
WHAAH! WHOA! WHOA!
OHH.
DOESN'T LOOK GOOD FOR OUR SIDE.
I GOT AN IDEA.
NOW WE'RE REALLY IN TROUBLE.
Hector: ALL RIGHT. LET 'ER RIP!
[MOTOR STARTING]
[OUTBOARD MOTOR RUNNING]
NOW I'M GONNA MAKE KETCHUP OUT OF YA.
STAND UP!
UNTIL WE'RE ON THE GROUND,
I'M STAYING DOWN.
UH, I JUST WANNA PLAY IN THE SAND.
COME ON.
WE GOTTA PRACTICE FOR THE CONTEST.
YOW! YOW! YOW!
IS IT OVER YET?
YEAH, MAN.
LET'S HANG 15, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
YAHOO! YAHOO! YAHOO!
WHAT HAPPENED?WHAT'S THE MATTER?
HA HA!
WIPEOUT!
All: RIFF RAFF, HELP!
WHOA!
I KNEW IT.
I JUST KNEW IT.
YEOW! YAAH! WHOA!
MAYBE YOU GUYS OUGHT TO TAKE UP A SAFER SPORT,
LIKE CHECKERS.
NICE RIDE, TURKEYS.
[CHUCKLES]
UH...
YOU SURE THIS IS GONNA WORK, HECTOR?
HEY, HAVE I EVER STEERED YOU WRONG?
LOOK! THERE HE IS NOW.
HEY, TIGER.
All: ♪ NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH ♪
WHY, YOU LITTLE CREEPS.
YAAH!
Wordsworth: I WISH I KNEW WHY I LISTENED TO YOU.
HEY, MAN, GIVE US A HAND.
LISTEN, YOU GUYS.
IF WE WANT TO GET EVEN WITH TIGER,
WE GOTTA GET HIM WHERE IT COUNTS,
IN THE SURFING CONTEST.
HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THAT?
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A SURFBOARD ANYMORE.
SURE WE DO.
THE RIFF RAFF SCAT-BOARD SURFBOARD.
HEY, YOU CLOWNS, THE CONTEST IS STARTING.
ARE YOU CHICKENING OUT?
TRUST ME.
WELL, WELL,
IF IT ISN'T THE SURF NERDS.
NOW I'M GONNA TURN
THAT RIDICULOUS PIECE OF JUNK YOU'RE FLOATING ON
INTO DRIFTWOOD.
REMEMBER,
THIS WASN'T MY IDEA.
YIKES!
WHOA!
WHAAH!
OW! OHH!OHH!
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.
NOT AGAIN!
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
BETTER HOPE THERE'S NO SHARKS IN THE WATER.
HA HA HA HA!
Riff Raff: NOW!
YEEOOOOW!
SO LONG, SUCKER.
HA HA HA!
YAHOO!
ALL RIGHT.
WAY TO GO, CLEO.
UH-OH.
Riff Raff: JUMP!
VERY FUNNY, CLEO.
YEAH, CLEO. JOKE'S OVER.
Cleo: HEY, YOU GUYS!
I LOVE FISH AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY...
BUT I THINK IT'S TIME WE SAY GOOD-BYE.
YAAH!
YOW! YOW! YAAH!
IF YOUR CAT HAS FLEAS YOU'VE GOT TO GET RID OF THEM.
SOME PEOPLE USE FLEA POWDER,
BUT IT'S REALLY NOT THAT GOOD AN IDEA.
YOUR CAT MAY TRY TO LICK IT OFF AND GET SICK.
THE BEST WAY TO GET RID OF THOSE CRITTERS
IS TO GIVE YOUR CAT A FLEA BATH.
THIS CAN BE A LITTLE TRICKY.
THE VERY BEST WAY TO GET RID OF FLEAS IS TO TAKE YOUR KITTY
TO THE VET FOR A FLEA DIP.
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